Happy is free

I don't tire of it. Day in day out. Twice a day sometimes, like today, with the Forty Foot at lunch time and the West Pier in the evening. 
There is no memberships, no timetables, no lockers, no branded kit, no direct debit, no merch, no hassle. 

Well, that's what I thought. But my mate Rob who dives in Bulloch Harbour has convinced me that I was mistaken. That I need a Dry Robe. And that we should create a network with other keen harbour divers. We could call it the Harbour Diving Super League. 
Has anyone got the email for the guys in Sky Sport for the negotiations of TV rights?