Imapatient

I've been expecting lots of goodies this week, alas only one has arrived. thankfully it was size enough to fit through the letter slot. I somehow don't think the new Kid Canaveral vinyl will fit through it, nor my new gadgets for my camera. I can only hope the postman comes when I'm home tomorrow, I can only hope my goods arrive tomorrow!

Internet shopping is ok, but I'm impatient when it comes to delivery, I like to play with my toys when I've bought them, it's been the same since childhood, soon as I got a new toy, the shopping trip was over, it was time to go home and play.

It's a fine balancing act for a parent planning a shopping trip with kids, you can't buy them a thing too early cause they moan about going home but if you leave it late they moan about getting to the shop they want to go to, I guess nowadays they have technology to occupy them for a little while.

I was at the hygeinist today...

I have no love at all for this procedure, I grudge parting with money for pain and a lecture. The last time I was there she drew blood, there were moments when she nearly lost a finger!

Off I set this morning, grey and raining as it always is when I go to the tooth fairy, with terror eclipsing nerves, my leg bouncing up and down in the waiting room keeping 10/4 time on a bass drum. I was earlyand got called early, ugh!

It would appear there is a new sheriff in town, and rather attractive, this put at ease slightly, we said our hello's, I put on my shades and we got down to business, for 15 mins, I was drilled and sucked and polished off with great delicacy and precision, I didn't flinch once in pain, I held her gaze for a good long moment as my spittle attached itself to her blonde hair.

My tongue licked my lips and rolled over my teeth as I sat up, amazed it was all over.

She gave me a few tips and asked if I was OK, and the words were out my mouth before I could bite my tongue with my lovely new teeth...

"that's the best I've ever had"

I think I escaped with some dignity as I left asking, "do I pay at the counter?"

I have to say, I've flossed twice today, I think she'll be impressed in six months time.