Arachnodad

My daddy went away last week and when he came back he’d grown four extra legs!

And you’d think he be able to move faster with six legs, like I can with four, but he’s as slow as anything, shuffling around like a giant lethargic spider, panting and groaning.

What’s more, he hasn’t taken me out once yet. He spends all day talking to the TV in his study and mumbling about stupid kids.

I don’t know what’s going on, but I can’t wait to have my old dad back.