I've Got A Wet Bum

My Dear Princess, Loulou and Fellows,

Jasper got a wet bum today. He got it from sitting on the base of the big umbrella stand.

Why he sat there I do not know. It does not look comfortable.

After 10 minutes he came in and complained because he had a wet bum.

Then he sat on me. With his wet bum.

Now I have a wet bum on my tum.

S.