a little bit of rhubarb

By Puggle

The post-Mardi Gras walk of shame*

The morning after mardi gras, Engelbert and Humperdinck catch the early train home.

Outwardly defiant at breaking their curfew, both are nonetheless introspective and brooding.

Humperdinck is feeling slightly unnerved after his sexual coming-of-age, as he ponders the notion that perhaps he isn't gay after all.

Engelbert, meanwhile, suspects that someone slipped rohypnol into his drink, as he can find no other logical explanation to account for his awakening in a strange garden bed.

Not unreasonably, both flamingos are grounded for life and fitted with chastity belts.

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*Technically, it was a train, not a walk, but let's not split hairs here.






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