Ballad of Rascal, Jr.

- Where have you been, my green eyed son,
where have you been, you rascal, youn' gun?

- I've been to the balcony stalking them Tits
been chasing down gramps till the end of her wits
Been scratching the sofa and diggin' the pits
And it's a hard hard paw, that's gonna claw