Fierce...

I watched her move from the pouffe to the sofa as the sun moved round. I was trying to be inconspicuous and sneak a photo... she really doesn’t seem to like it. It can’t be coincidence that she starts licking her arse every time I go anywhere near her with my phone.

We’re very busy preparing for a call tomorrow. I say ‘we’ very loosely. I am preparing. Whilst listening to Drivetime with Simon Mayo and I actually can’t tell you just how happy I am to have him back. I may tell you this often. You should listen too. If you like Simon Mayo. If you don’t, we can’t be friends. Be off with you.