Why he’s off

Elbows sister popped in as she’s passing by to visit her mother. New guidelines have unleashed her. She saw NoaNoa for the 1st time in 15 months, from the garden where she was holding court, and declared again and again, and again and again “look at him ... he’s so enormous”.

He was so embarrassed and headed off as quickly as he could. His Easter holidays have begun and the first round of his GCSE exams are in 2 weeks so he’s off upstairs to do some work.