Horses Hooves

I consider myself a thoroughly modern mum.

I'm firm but fair.

I encourage openness and no topic is off limits.

However ....

I HATE chewing gum !!!!!

If I'd wanted to see two jaws walloping from side to side I would have purchased a donkey instead having a daughter. It's not cool. It's not attractive and I have it from good authority (my mum) that it is made from horses hooves AND if you swallow it it will stay in your stomach for the rest of your life.

If that doesn't put you off .... well !!!!!!

PS - pocket money is stopped !