MKM

We operate a swap system at work, if we see someone using a pen or wearing clothing from a competitor we offer them our branded stuff in exchange. I regularly throw away a Jackson Building Centres hat in exchange for our (better) hats. Today I spotted someone using an MKM pen, which was swiftly swapped for (my own) Jewson pen.

What else could I do with the offending article? I smashed it up.