GARDEN HELP

If you're looking for help plowing up your garden for planting, have I got a friend for you.

This is, of course, a Black Rhino....which is really dark gray (as opposed to the White Rhino which is a lighter shade of gray) and this one, who lives at the zoo in Milwaukee loves to dig things up with his ample horn. Perfect for loosening up that compacted soil in your garden. You can rent him for $35/hr. and a bale of hay.

Just kidding of course....they really don't make good pets. Getting one to sit up and beg for a treat is next to impossible. Forget about "roll over" and "play dead."