Lockdown Hair - a Solution

My hair looks particularly awful on Zoom, and I can’t get it cut until 13 April. However, I remembered that I still have the wigs from when I was having chemotherapy, years ago; I’m going to enjoy confusing people. At the hospital they recommended us to choose a wig close to our natural hair colour, but where’s the fun in that? I have a long Zoom meeting at the weekend, and someone has suggested that I change the wig at the lunch break. Droog bought the auburn one - he likes that best. He used to say that he never knew what woman he would be coming home to.