Ssh! You know Who?

'Pst! Is that who I think it is?'

"I don't know, it might be"

'Go on ask'

"No I daren't"

'Well sneak a look, I certainly looks like My Dog Jack'

"No I daren't. It's not for the likes of us to gaze upon an Adonnis like My Dog Jack"

'Yes I know but if it is him and we could get his autograph we would be set for life'

"No I can't"

'But he has a camera, it must be him!'