Crossed Wires

Wires spotted in the parish of Bridge of Alan today.
The millionaire's square mile apparently, due to the wealth of some of its inhabitants.
A chum of mine used to claim (usually in a nightclub) that he was from Sauchie, 'on the outskirts of Bridge of Alan'. Ah, vanity, vanity, all is vanity.
Extra brings 'whiter shade of pale' to mind.