Table Suck

My Dear Princess, Loulou and Fellows,

This picture of Jasper arrived on my phone from Caro, while I was at work. It made me laugh, purely from the expression on his face. 

It reminded me of Caro's tales of her days at uni. When, if you spilled your drink on the table, it was a "table suck". 

This was only marginally better than the dreaded "floor suck". 

Which, in itself, was only slightly better than the even-more-dreaded, "down trou" (which you got when you lost at pool).

It is no wonder that Caro took quite so long as she did to get her degree.

However, I digress. Here is Jasper clearly DENYING that he needs to do a table suck.

S.