Pee-mail!

It's been a while since I wrote on Mom's blip. Did you miss me? I just have to talk about this picture she took of me, and I'm going to mention something kind of delicate and intimate: peeing. I hope you won't be offended!

Mom says I pee like a boy and tells me I'm "butch." But as you can see, I'm really short, so when I want to leave pee-mail, I have to hitch my hiney up high in order to reach the spot. Sometimes I even lift my hind end clear off the ground and aim really high! It takes a special talent to do that, let me tell you.

Not much has been happening around here, just the usual, scoots and fetching moose and napping. Not that I'm complaining, it's a good life!