Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat!

7am: Wake up and feed puppy. Die a slow death on the sofa while puppy wants to play!

9am go back to bed

1pm wake up, ohhh holy jaysus im sure having the Coronavirus wouldn't feel as bad as this hangover

1:45pm go to local shop and get a breakfast roll at a non breakfast time.

1:46pm open breakfast roll, hell no!! Cant eat wont eat that shit!!

1:47pm back to bed

6pm wake up, starting to feel normal

6:15pm i recieve a text saying "same time next week?"

6:16pm i reply back saying "never drinking again"

7pm i drink a cuppa tea "lyons tea"

7:01pm i feel the magical powers of tea

7:02pm cracks open a bottle of carlsberg!

7:03pm eat, sleep, rave , repeat!