Honorary Rolls

I gather that there are some honorary military Rolls up for grabs.
Preferably sausage ones.
The Wretched One says I have ideas above my station.
I say what TOSH!
My loyalty to Queen and Country has never been in doubt, so I'm well placed to step in should Princess Anne find herself swamped.

(Harry's dress uniforms may need to be modified somewhat due to my small stature).