Mitch, Mitchey, the Mitch-meister

Mitch had a twitch in his hitch that he needed to itch. But, he wasn't rich, so how could he fix the twitch in his hitch that he needed to itch?

Easy. He made a pitch to a tired old witch named Betty Boditch, who had carved out a niche by being able to cure a twitch in the hitch.

But, there was a glitch. Betty Boditch had retired from the curing of an itch. Now, all she does is cross-stitch.

So, Mitch had to itch his own twitch in his hitch.