The Yankee Doodle Pigeon

ITwas back there this morning. It thought that I didn't see it but I did; flaunting itself out there on MY fence, with beady eyes and pointy face. Tip, tip, tapping secret messages out with its feet.

I have seen its kind before. I have had its kind before.

I will STOP THE PIGEON.

apologies to those of a certain age who are now singing THAT tune