Are we there yet?

Oh no, we are so not there yet.
We will never get there.
What with the winding roads and articulated lorries and old age pensioners who have not realised that the digits 4 and 5 on the gear stick of their Nissan Micra actually designate actual gears (of a faster type than the 3rd gear at 18,000 rpm they are accustomed to).

But at least we are heading into the sunshine.

Or more accurately Nana's vivid tales of sunshine: "It was such a beautiful day until about 2 hours ago... I was working around the house in my short sleeves..."