My kitchen floor ...

So, we are having a lovely extension put on the back of our house. It is going to be great. It is going to be great. It is going to be great ...

Meanwhile, we have decamped all our living into one room (bar sleeping, obviously) and my kitchen, well, looks like a former shell of itself!

Here is my kitchen floor in its broken state. Anyone think the 3 second rule may still apply?