"Nurse!!" - "Yes Matron."

..."where are this man's suppositories?"

Heather, a former Community Hospital Matron, one of the loveliest, kindest people I know. Yes she has heard all the Hattie Jacques jokes and one-liners, so keep them to yourselves.
As I have stated previously the smallest of eye movements or lower facial changes makes a huge difference in your interpretation of the person in front of you.

Extra, Matron casts an approving eye over her immaculate wards.