Shotgun Wedding here in Bray

I haven't a clue about stocks and shares. I thought you just bought them at one price and sold them at another and that everything was just based on the performance of a company or organisation. 

Seemingly that is not how it goes. When I hear about the Bulls and the Bears I could not tell which is which. I know what a Bull is and I know what a Bear is, but in stock marketing terms there you leave me. 

Well seemingly the professional chancers were shagged by the amateur chancers. The professional ones who are people of entitlement are whinging into their cocktail glasses at the injustice that has prevailed. We all love a happy comeuppance if this is one. 

I have been reading it up and there four ways you deal with stock. 1 you buy the stock: 2 you sell the stock:3 you short sell it: 4 you buy to cover the stock. From what I have read you can forget about Bulls and Bears and watch out for sharks. If I have learned anything about this is that a little bullshit goes a long way.