SILLY SUMO CITRUS

In recent years, in the US, fruit has become branded. There are HoneyCrisp, Piñata (my fav) Cameo, Pink Lady & Rocket apples to name a few. There are HoneyBell & SugarBaby oranges, Clementine tangerines.
They are lots more & all are delicious!

Now we have SUMO CITRUS. These are
large, lumpy tangerines that are also delicious. They only appear in the market for a brief period, so a friend snatched up a few for me, today.

I am a little conflicted about brand names for fruit. And I am wondering:
which of these a
Sumo wrestler would like...