Our garden shed which houses three old motorbikes (two Velocettes and a Honda) has no roof, ha! ha! I find that funny because my other half doesn't realise how bad it has become. He is not that good on the DIY scene and has never set foot in our back garden for about 10 years at least because it was a mess, all overgrown and full of crap.

I have given it a bit of a tidying today and will now have to hire a skip to put all the s**t in.

Some kind person though has dumped a dustbin and a recycling bin full of rubbish in the back entry against our wall, bloody cheek.

p.s. the motorbikes are now rusty as hell, now that's a shame!