It ain't right

Had an appointment with my hairdresser today at 1230 for my six weekly trim. Well I thought it was at that time. Turns out it was supposed to be at noon.
Oh well, guess my hair will have to wait until they phone with a new appointment. Hopefully I will get it right next time.
Anyway it turned out fine as I saw this perfect blipping opportunity.
Would you like anybody you know be taught to drive by this instructor? First of all he/she was reversing onto the the main road as there were no spaces in the car park, causing me to do what they should have done; go to the adjacent one. Secondly, once I had parked my car and was walking to the hairdresser, I saw that not only was the car on double yellow lines, but it was on the pavement.
Massive Fail, as they say.