I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day
And now it can. You no longer need to buy the orange shaped orange chocolate, so deadly as it requires you to eat it all in one go. You can now buy bars. Lovely lovely multipack bars.
Plus, and I'm going to state in advance that I'm not tight, a declaration I know immediately marks me out as just that, it's cheaper per ounce/gram than the other stuff.
I think in lockdown I've spent more on chocolate than I spent on clothes before lockdown, which probably explains why none of my clothes fit me now.
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