Anything for the weekend?

Since the first lockdown I have trimmed myself every two weeks, it keeps me feeling good about myself. The Garden Fairy does the bit at the nape of the neck, she asked if she might use a cut-throat razor...........nah! 
Conversation about holiday destinations, weekend intentions, prophylactics etc is, happily, missing. I even do my eyebrows, otherwise there would be a hedgerow effect over my eyes.