Rules!

Hubby & I took  a wee walk up to a local viewpoint & what do I see ...two wee wifies sitting having a picnic!!!
Jason Leitch  (who is God at the moment) says NO PICNICS!!! He the Almighty says you can;t even sit on a park bench unless your's ages with his parents (79 & 80) and there's these two spread out with their Coronation chicken (not even Pene liked it) and mugs of sweet smelling coffee . One says to tother, "Iv'e never been here before" , tother says " oh there lots more places we can meet"
These two lassies in Engerland got fined (temporarily) for doing the exact same!
We met several others on the same walk and it was easy to spot the strangers (eyes down, no eye contact lest they have to speak to you) I see houses that I know are self catering with folks staying in them , and don't blame the poor English people, many of them are from our own Central belt.
On the  whole most folks are obeying ze rools but many are not!
I blame that idiot Handcock who was on TV saying, "stay in but go out but dont go out if you can" How are folks meant to interpretate that! and then theres Bawjaws going 7 miles on his bike (didn't think he had the energy to go that far) plus who the Hell goes out cycling wearing a bloody suit! I have to attend a stupid hospital appointment which involves an exercise bike (don't ask) and they said in the letter "wear loose clothes" they didnt say wear your sharpest cocktail dress or finest trouser suit!
This country is going to Hell in a hand cart.
God the Almighty  that is Jason Leitch better get on to them!