Scratch scratch, scrub scrub ........

I was over at DrD's tonight for an appointment with Margaret, The Worlds Best Dental Hygienist, who does her best to keep my teeth in a reasonable order.

It's not easy.

So after a good poke around, a polish and a bit of a laugh she hustled me into see The Great Man himself for a quick repair job. Another loose crown I'm afraid.

'Can you pass me The Excavator?'

'OK,'

'Can I give you a word of advice from a patient?' - says I

'Don't use the word excavator if you can help it'

'We were hoping to call it Fred or Tom - but it never caught on'

'oh right'

He's such a japester.