So Human, you have discovered us at last.....

Now take us to the Orange one you call Dump!

One of these pairs of iPod Pro is different to the other. Do you know what the difference is children; Looby Loo does, doesn't she Andy.

EXTRA!!!!!! Letting off steam. Murder nearly done.
Had to steam clean the slight mould off the conservatory walls. In the process I swearedy worded many times. The Garden Fairy was taking her pal for her Bovine jab so she didn't hear. WHY does every flat surface need to be both covered and support another surface. I'll do her, I will, and only you and I, dear listener, will know. 

The left hand alien was left in my jeans pocket, put through a 40*C wash and then tumbled to hard dry. They still work but are a bit scratchy. The others cost the Garden Fairy all her Argos points and a few more quids. 
(Shhhhhh! it was all my fault)