Mr Turtle

I've always loitered in pet shops with the kids. Its like a free zoo.

The only down side obviously is that there is the potential to take the animals home.
Narrowly avoided coming back with a Basilisk, tarantula, bearded dragon, weird bloated eyebag goldfish and of course Mr Turtle, who would be called Mr Turtle after My Name is Earl (even though Mr Turtle was a tortoise, which was funny in itself)