No touching the tree!

In hospital for a CT scan of my sinuses this morning. Nice artificial tree, but everyone has to wear a mask, get their temperature taken, and answer a list of questions about symptoms before they're allowed in the door; then no sitting in hospital lounge chairs, no touching the tree, and no entry to public restrooms. 

Rathmandu said the trains in the UK were "weirdly quiet" today. I think that describes just about everywhere on the planet right now.