Introducing............

She has her own chair, her own bed, her own toy-box full of dog chewy thingys; so why did she chew off a piece of the doormat this morning?

In other news.......

It's chuffing cold outside today.
Excitement mounts as the match against the Kermits approaches.
JazzyB has been very careful recently not to give me ammunition for my blip, which is damned unsporting of her. :-)))