He knows my arse from his elbow

This young osteopath's work on my nether regions has enabled me to stand upright and walk without much pain for the first time in nine months. I can't help but believe he gains some pleasure from doing this. The satisfaction of a job well done?

Unlike this imagining, face masks, plastic aprons and adequately discreet clothing was worn throughout the proceedings.

I nominate Jack as my hero of 2020. I also concede that the first Mrs J suggested this course of action many months ago and it was only my willful pig-headedness that has delayed this progress. There, are you satisfied now?