Jayne Mansfield

That's what that is. Strawberries, white rum and champagne. Out with H1 and A for fizz and food.

In other news, I cleared the last bits of random crap from the old office today. Hadn't seen that stuff for a while, so it came as a surprise to find:
- tights
- bank statements from 1992
- a calendar from 2007

and my favourites:

- a broken plant pot
- a German postcard of a man, naked except for bowler hat and tie

Edit: it has been pointed out that the aforementioned clearing out wasn't undertaken voluntarily and was closely supervised by the long-suffering H1 who kindly volunteered to recycle 3 pairs of shoes, a large amount carrier bags and an impressive amount of ink cartridges for me.

Ooh and something I forgot to mention when I posted this - if anyone from The Living Room in Leeds is reading this: what I paid £10 for this evening wasn't in fact a "flat mushroom, pepper and herbed ricotta wellington" it was a pasty. And a slightly burnt one at that...