Turnip for the Books!

"Ewe any plans for the weekend?"

"Aye, thought I might pop up to St Andrews, have a round on the Old Course, a cheeky wee spa treatment afterwards and stop in at Anstruther on the way home for a fish supper."

"Really????"

"Naw, eating tumshies and watching Strictly........... ewe?"

"Aye....... same!"


Ewe Make My Dreams .........