Zeeva and Zorro but no Orlando

Orlando:: looks like Zeeva and Zorro where am I?

Me: it is a book all about Olive and Mable they are Labradors. They are both girls.

Orlando: So where is the photo of me?

Me: well there is this nice man who makes videos about his dogs and now he has written a book about them.

Orlando: So when you going to write a book about me?

Me: not sure anyone would buy a a book about the great ginger mouse hunter.

Orlando:: Not even the bit when I jumped on your laptop on the kitchen table with a half dead mouse in my mouth? Thoughtful gift don’t you think?

Me: no comment.