Between My Legs

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellows,

My little friend JasperCat likes to stay close. He sits next to me on the couch and sleeps next to me most nights. 

Of course, this can be a pain in the arse for Caro. Apparently he is a "little bastard" when I'm not in the house and shouts his head off. 

I have noticed he is often waiting for me at the front door when I get back. 

Anyway, today he cemented our close relationship by snuggling up under the duvet on the couch and having a big catty nap next to my bum. I did my utmost not to fart on him. And perhaps this explains why he loves me so much. 

Tomorrow I will go into work. And I will miss him and he will miss me. But probably not so much as Caro who will be left with a lovely noisy little bastard.

S.