T-31 A Surprise

So I thought today was just another milestone on my countdown but the gov.uk had other ideas. At 8.45 last night I got a letter from Matt Hancock and Robert Jenrick telling me that as I was clinically extremely vulnerable I should now work at home during lockdown. I went in to see if this was negotiable but apparently not so I gathered my stuff, loaded the car and returned home. When I return to work it will be T-11