Come into the Garden

By aprecious

Revenge

"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?"
William Shakespeare

The answer(s) Mr Shakespeare are...

Yes - I will bleed, so don't prick me.

No - I am not ticklish.

Yes - of course.. But it's a dangerous world out there. I am not even allowed chocolate!

Yes - I will get revenge. As this picture demonstrates. I will. Particularly if aprecious keeps hanging onto me in this annoying fashion. What does she think I am, a life buoy?

Right, another long day. Only four more weeks and my holiday entitlement kicks in! Haha!

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