Ahead Of The Elves

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

I have done a small amount of Christmas shopping (clicking). In October.

I was even slightly annoyed that I couldn’t get Christmas socks from FatFace. In October.

I will not, however, succumb to the dark side. There will be no raising an eyebrow and saying “really?” to anyone starting their shopping in mid-December. No “casual” mention of completed wrapping. Nope, I will never become one of those fastidious & utterly disciplined shoppers (or FUDS for short*).

C

*The alternative was hyper-organised shopper but I decided against that!