Wee moose

Wee moose and moose parents came to visit.

Wee moose didn't say much, but he told me in the kitchen, when ma moose and pa moose were next door, that he's not sure he chose the correct parents when his ticket came up. They didn't get him a wide screen telly for Christmas and they ignore him. A lot.

I said he could stay at mine for a bit until he found his feet, but he didn't fancy cleaning the toilet or doing the dishes, which were the conditions.