Dog plod

Just back from the shops where I witnesses an amusing alterllcation between two podgy ladies and a shopkeeper. 
Shopkeeper "can you please use the shop sanitizer"
Two portly ladies "we use our own"
SK " you really need to use the shop one"
Two pudgy ladies " we might be alergic to your stuff"
Sk " the rules are that everyone uses the shop sanitizer"
Two rapidly expanding ladies" we don't know whats in your sanitizer, our hands might swell up!" (this made me smile) 
Sk Well you can't come in 
Two fat ladies " honestly, give people a little bit of power and it goes to their heads and everyone becomes a puffed up Hitler, wer'e off out of here anyway" 
Sk "thank you for calling"
Two bloated ladies " aw get lost"

Oh but the banter! Don't you just love it!

Autumn at Jimmys Farm on TV tonight all