Mrs 1 Mr 0

Mrs P dragged me out at the crack of dawn to go for a paddle boarding lesson this morning
She loved it, I on the other hand fell off about 10 times trying to stand up, and then 3 times when i had stood up. Balancing skills of a drunk 90 year old

The lesson itself was hilariously laughable, a 16 year old gave these priceless gems:
"so this is the board, this is the paddle" followed by "its easy, kneel until youve crossed the waves, then stand up.......off you go, have fun"

Oh my sincere thanks young man for those absolute pearls of wisdom. With those teaching skills you are wasted in this surf shop!!