'CAT-astrophic News'.............!

Kitty does like to check the news in The Irish Times on a Saturday morning...!!
Me........"What news are you looking for Kitty"??
Kitty....."I'm just checking to see if that "Fireball Thing (Asteroid) pasted by too
close to us last night..."!
Me......."I don't think so Kitty.......or we would have been 'fried'..we're safe
enough"!!!
Kitty......"Grand so....where's my toast...."??
Me.........."patience patience...can I drink my tea first"????

CATS.........!