Mum Fell In A Ditch

I know it sounds funny; I laughed too when she told me. She had to be airlifted to the mainland hospital as she's broken her hip and her shoulder. But she's in good spirits due to massive amounts of morphine.

*For those who don't know, this is the first I've spoken to her since Joe's funeral (my choice). It's a long story which I won't go into here, but today I rose above any differences and I know Joe would have agreed with my choices.