Mummmmm

Me Yes Orlando

Orlando: vet lady stuck a thermometer somewhere very rude

Me: Yes I know she was checking to make sure you were ok.

Orlando: I thought it was very unfriendly

Me Sorry baby but she is pleased with you.

Orlando: How about a treat then?

Me: Yes I think that might be reasonable under the circumstances

Orlando: Don’t like prawns but I do like mayonnaise.

Me You can’t have mayonnaise it is too rich

Orlando: HUMPH