Valentines Day

Is as romantic to me as two sweat feet stains on the carpet at work. I know a year ago I gushed about it, but frankly it's a con. Why pick one day to tell someone you love them? Why buy an (overpriced) card to display affection? If you love the person in your life try telling them everyday, not just on the card companys created sales boost day.

This picture also reveals that someone in my office has an issue they need to deal with. I suggest powder, three pairs of socks a day and NOT removing their shoes near me.